Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dear Obama

Hey, Obama! Yes, you! First black president of the United States of America!

I have a question. Do you think you're going to be a good president? Most people I've talked to, well, don't. As it turns out, neither do I.

If you do turn out to be decent, then I'll be thrilled! I might actually not end up moving to Canada as soon as I turn 18. (I hear you can get some fresh sea food there.)

However, since (for one) you make Sara Palin look as expirenced John McCain, I can't really imagine you actually doing something effective about that really annoying national debt everyone is talking about.

Oh, and while on the subject of presidents, have you ever heard of Warren G. Harding? Apparently, looking like a president is enough to get you elected. (Oh, and Harding was possibly the worst president in the history of the USA.) 

Even I'll admit that Obama talks like a president. Or a lawyer. (Have I mentioned that becoming a lawyer is rather appealing to me?) But that doesn't make him smart or anything. If it did, then I'd be screwed. 

Just to clear some things up, it's not that I'm racist. It's just that I live by the following quote: "Race--black or white--does not make a leader." (Along with "I often quote myself. I find it adds spice to the conversation.")

Plus, I'm just annoyed at him for being a socialist. The only difference between socialists and communists is how they get there. Being a socialist, to me, is the same as saying that you're an idiot. (No offense. Probably.) Government can't possibly make the decisions for an entire nation of 300 million. It's like a turtle trying to teach a turtle dove how to fly. 

Hey, guys in DC! Don't you dudes (and dudettes (if that's even a word)) even think of trying!

And in effect, that (according to what I know of Obama) is what he's trying to do. It just makes me so very, very annoyed. I don't have to pay taxes quite yet, but someday I will. (Unless, of course, I died in a car crash or something, which would be both very sad and very annoying.) Don't make me move to Canada...

Anyhoo, happy to see that, even though you probably don't care what I think, you still tuned in and read my entire blog post.

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